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Psychiatrist vs. Bartender



Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears'.

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty Euros per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll think about it,' I said.

Six months later, I met the doctor on the street.

'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.


'Well, eighty Euros a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for €10.  I was so happy to have saved all that money that I bought a new car!'

'Is that so!'  With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'


STAY AWAY FROM THE SHRINKS..

HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!